In light of my cabbie post from earlier, I thought of a pretty good idea just now. Someone should create the zero-dollar bill. It would look like any other bill and be a legitimate note, printed on that linen/paper/whatever combo that our current money is printed on. However, it would have no actual value. Any asshole cabbie is getting a few of these on top the fare. That way, it feels like he's getting hooked up when he fingers the wad but upon analysis, he'll realize that he's received several zero-dollar bills. Zing!
(sorry about 'fingers the wad'...that was in poor taste)
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Quoting French:
"Dallas vs. SEATTLE (-5.5)
I know . . . Romo will shit the bed in this game."
You are a wicked genius, you should be writing for ESPN.com.
-Gil
Kansas City (+3) vs. INDY
I don't about this one. But I think LJ is going to go OFF of Indy's Efense (Defense without the D? No good?) Take the over in this one though, even if it's 244.
I wouldn't hold my breath on that call from espn.com
Nicely done, trashing my picks after the fact. Grow a sac, Gil.
Good to see that you know how to use the 'cut and paste' feature though. And wait, last I checked, Romo DID shit the bed in that game. Anyone who is mentioned in the same breath as Jim Marshall and Leon Lett as far as playoff blunders are concerned definitely qualifies as having shit the bed.
I think Gil was saluting your foresight, Monsieur. Mr. Anonymous, on the other hand, was talking shit. I think you owe Gil an apology
Ah, you may be right Rich. So Gil, I apologize. I just sssumed a sardonic tone since that's my blog nature most of the time. Nice work on the term 'wicked genius'.
Thanks Rich.
French, apology accepted dick head. You're an absolute dodo. Did you really think that I was defending Romo? C'mon, that was the worst fake field goal I ever saw . . .
Honestly Gil, I don't know if you'd defend Romo. I mean, you have a habit of tapping dudes in the balls which can be classified as weird in my book. Not to mention, you called me a 'dodo'. I'll accept dickhead but dodo? Try tapping yourself down there to make sure you yourself possess a pair of balls. If you find a set, stop using 'dodo'.
You're so manly French, with your queer fucking name. You have the gall of calling me a girl and you go by "FRENCH!!" You don't even warrent a reply; you're irrelevant. You're a bitch and you know it. Why don't you go tease your hair you pretty boy. I think your suit coat needs a press dipshit. The next time I see you I'm going to take a big, fat, steaming shit in your mouth- maybe then you'll shut your fat, ugly face. Dodo.
wow. you guys have some serious stuff to work out.
is it bad i'm a little embarrassed of my husband? i mean really babe...dodo? DODO? come on.
and it's warrant. (sorry...i couldn't resist).
Wait, you're the one reading my blog. And last I checked, nearly all of it is to be taken in jest. I suggest you learn how to do this before trying to put me in my place. Here's what's wrong with your last retort:
1. I didn't call you a girl. I merely asked you to check yourself for a pair of balls...not a vagina.
2. I'm not even going to touch on the pretty boy thing. Come on, Gil. Look at yourself.
3. Why would you want to take a shit in my mouth? If you want me to see your naked ass, say so. But I'll pass on that one.
4. My suit coat certainly does NOT need to be pressed, thank you very much. It's in fine shape.
5. Did you call me ugly? Really? A guy calling another guy ugly...there's something you don't get everyday. But thank you for noticing my face. I'm flattered.
I will say this though, Gil. I like that you actively respond to comments. You must have less of a life that I do.
Cheers.
-Mr. Irrelevant.
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