A Word From Bowen

This is my newest segment, authored by 'Bowen'. Enjoy.

First of all, Barry Bonds has just put distance between himself whoever
is in distant second place for biggest scumbag in sports. Test positive
for drugs, blame it on a teammate, then name teammate and let it be
known he didn't even ask for the pills, he just took them out of his
locker. Sweeney must be thrilled he's been signed for another year.
Fucking asshole!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2727325

Second, everyone keeps talking about steroids in baseball and how they
will never vote for Mark Mcgwire even though nobody can definitely prove
he took anything. Sure we can suspect, but there might never be proof
unless he admits it. But, they vote for Ripken without a second
thought. Hello!?? This guy played in a whole crap load of games in a
row and nobody suspects he took anything questionable in an era where
basically everyone was injecting or swallowing something? One of the
reasons athletes take steroids is because of their recuperative powers.
You recover from your workout faster which makes you ready for the next
game or workout. Are you telling me there is no doubt in anyone's mind
that Ripken never took steroids once during his consecutive game streak?
No doubt?? At all??? Bottom line is the writers vote for guys like
Ripken and Gwynn because they're nice guys. Mcgwire fucked himself
over, for sure, but how can you not vote for him but vote for the other
two over suspicions. Two voters got it right. They handed in blank
ballots because they don't know who did what.

That is all. Carry on.