Bottomless pant pockets. I wore this old pair of khakis to work today and they are equipped with bottomless pockets. Well, I fashioned them myself by ripping the lining in the pockets. So many possibilties with these things, such as the old gravel trick from Shawshank, immediate and unrestricted access to the nether region (for purposes doing what guys do...keep their hand down their pants when in private. Oh, don't even begin to deny it dude.), and my favorite one...the old dollar on a string trick. I'm doing it next week at the vending machine at work...hey look there's a dollar on the floor right there. Let me just...hey, what the...?
That's right. It's in my pocket.
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