An excerpt from Saturday morning at the Greenhouse:
Ilan: "I see you're celebrating nature's only human predator."
Rose: "Hmm? Oh, the polar bear. Yeah, I guess so."
Kid on chair: "What about the mosquito?"
Ilan: "No, the mosquito is a parasite. It's not predatory."
Kid on chair: "Oh." (with dismayed look on face)
Another gem from the weekend came in the form of a text message from Richie at 2am, that read simply "drink poison". I apparently left the bar without bidding a proper adieu, thus I should die. Awesome.
Hope everyone is enjoying this long, festive weekend. Go Irish.
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