Overheard

"This guy's hand smells like cheese. You smell that?"

"What? Cheese? No, and will you answer my question please?"

"Oh, right...my bad. Well, I'm not really sure what to tell you there, Al. I mean, it's a beak. It's gonna hurt a little if she pecks at it."

"I get that, but all I'm asking for is all tongue. No beak, you know?"

"I know. But again, if she's pecking...you're not left with options, Al. Tell her not to peck."

"Sometimes I wonder if you have a pigeon brain up there, Gil. Seriously. I gotta go poop, they just put fresh newspaper down. Later."

"Pigeon brain? Dickhead."