Picture it...Saturday morning following a night which ended at Domino's, where the Uncle banged on the windows for the Domino's to serve just one more customer. No dice. They were closed, so he ambled home with his tail between his legs and went to bed--but not before slamming a container of sweet potato and russet potato medley (cold).
The morning brought some unpleasant feelings from the belly region, so the Uncle proceeded to his second favorite chair and sat down, wondering what was worse: the smell, or his blinding headache due to his unrelenting hangover. Either way, he staked his claim and finished up. Prior to flushing, he lit his usual post-deposit match and dropped it into the mass of toilet paper that had collected on top of the water in the bowl. Naturally, the paper caught fire and formed a surface blaze on top of the shit. That's right, the Uncle managed to light his own shit on fire. However, burning shit was avoided when he acted quickly and flushed it all down.
Moral of story: blow out the match before dropping it into a mass of paper and shit.
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