Eli Manning is a fucking retard. The poster boy for pussies around the world turned down probably the most glorious place in this country to live (scenically and temperature-wise) in order to be traded to the Giants. He could be going to the Superbowl this year with San Diego. Now, I don't blame him for wanting to play in NY, because being the Giants quarterback would be a dream come true for any pro quarterback entering the league. Fair enough. As we assess this trade today, here's where Eli stands and where the three players received in his stead stand.
Three words: THREE FUCKING PRO-BOWLERS. Yes, Rivers, Merriman and Keading are all on the AFC Pro-Bowl roster. Any guess as to who the NFC's QB is? Not Eli Manning...some guy from the Saints (gulp). No, the cry-baby pussy is not going to Hawaii. He's possibly not even going to the playoffs and I have to say that it's at least 50% his fault. Just his actions in the Tennessee game were enough to warrant dishing out half of the onus onto his shoulders. And then he did it again in the Philly game. And then he pouted. I'm so glad I'm not a Giant fan. I used to hate when Bledsoe would put his hands on his hips and tilt his head after throwing a ridiculous INT, but Eli's little eye-roll and pout and eventuall head-to-chest walk off are infuriating. I'm surprised he hasn't been picked off by a sniper yet. Who, in God's name, assessed his value upon making this trade? Asinine. THREE FUCKING PRO-BOWLERS. Can any San Diego fan watch Giant highlights without bursting into tearful laughter?
Looking back at trades and assessing them years later is not a fair thing to do, but in this case, it's hilarious. HILARIOUS. A thanks to Mr. Bowen for pointing this out.
Man, it's good to have Tom Brady.
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