13 September 2006

Blown cover

If you're staring at a girl from a close enough distance so that she would be able to see your eyes, do not quickly look away when she makes eye contact with you. This only proves that you were trying to steal a glance and that perhaps you think she's attractive. Your cover is blown. On the other hand, hold the stare and make her look away first. You'll establish upper hand at the first possible chance to do so (which could prove to be valuable if, by chance, you ever get together with said girl) and also come off as kind of unpredictable. She'll be intrigued and want to know more.

Of course, she might wonder what the hell you're staring at and come right out and ask you, thereby embarrassing you in front of co-workers and making you feel two inches tall. But, if that does happen, just tell her you were staring at the enormous zit on her face. Touche.

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