19 June 2007

Look At This Guy


This is Kramer. Everyone, please say hi to Kramer. He has a pretty funny face.

Onto other things...

1. Schilling, once again, has given us every reason to trust that the Sox were right when they didn't extend him a re-up for his contract. He's old, like I've said before. Last two starts: a lot of runs, a lot of hits. We need to have a better trip to the West coast than we did a few weeks ago.

2. This...

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2907614/0~2376778~2372811~2378539~2378568~6006512?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6006512&P=1

...is the coolest thing ever.

3. Kobe is coming to the Eastern Conference this summer, like it or not. He won't be a Celtic, don't worry. Although I can think of worse things...but I don't want to see Kobe in green. He'll probably end up a Bull and return Chicago to its glory days...a la Jordan.

3a. Jeff Green is remaining in the NBA draft and it's looking like the C's are highly interested in this young man. If we had held onto Orien Greene and we draft Jeff Green, we'd have 3 Green(e)s on the roster. That's a whole lotta green...Red's rolling over in his grave.

4. Tiger Woods is absolutely ripped. Ironic that he lost out to a flabby, floppy, middle-aged, cigarette-smoking Argentinian in Angel Cabrera. But seriously, where did all this muscle come from on Tiger?

5. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those that give shit and can't take it; those who constantly take shit, never give it and finally snap one day and kill someone; and those who have a healthy give and take of shit.

6. I think most porn stars would disagree with the Cheez-It slogan: An open box is an empty box.

7. #6 is one of those reasons that my mother is not allowed to read my blog. She'd probably ground me, even though I haven't lived at home for 10 years.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least A-Rod is having a sub par season. Kobe will never be MJ because no one ever will. I would love to see him go to the suns and play with Nash, but it looks like Chicago. I could still see him staying in LA though. As I said before, there is so much talent in the draft this year, opposite of last year where there was, not much. So don't be to upset about the lottery. That Nike + thing has been around for a while by the sneed. A lot of their running shoes have it now.

Anonymous said...

Oh, when you are worth a billion dollars like tiger, its not hard to have the best personal training, supplements, etc, at your disposal, hence ripped. Who's dog is that? Props on the name.

Charles said...

Yeah, well...Nike+ is new to me, so back off. I didn't say it was new, just that it's cool.

Kramer is my brother's dog. And I'm not upset about the lottery anymore. Don't be upset about the Knicks, either.

Anonymous said...

I was pretty happy to see on Sunday that Tiger officially has bigger nipples than me. I didn't notice the muscle, I was too busy wondering when he was going to break into tears like a little panzy for coming up second yet again.

Anonymous said...

That was me, Gilbert with the last comment.

Anonymous said...

Consider yourself grounded!

Jum said...

Kobe to the Bulls, KG to the Celtics, and the Eastern Conference playoffs are fun to watch again. A KG/Paul Pierce combo would immediately throw the Celts into my top couple favorite teams.

Charles said...

A KG/PP combo would be sick, no doubt. My question is, what number would KG wear if he becomes a C? No 21...No 33...12 perhaps? Or maybe something really weird, like 85. 85 would be kinda nice.

pacing the cage said...

i tried to comment on this yesterday but blogger wouldn't let me. if kobe goes to the bulls and is paired with kirk hinrich, i'll not watch another nba game. kirk hinrich and his superhero capabilities have no need for bryant. bring on KG.

Charles said...

Looks like KG is closer to the Bean than most might think. Come on, what two guys in the league are more likely to cook up a deal than McHale and Ainge?

dvjs said...

kobe!