"HIGH ON THE HOG".
This was the leading headline on ESPN.com this morning. I don't even want to go into the many, many innuendo-tastic ways in which this headline is wrong.
I'm sorry, I can't resist writing this next quip. (for those family readers, I apologize ahead of time...it's beyond me) ***DAD - DO NOT READ THIS ONE TO MOM OUT LOUD. BIG MISTAKE***
Gay men are sometimes referred to as "cocksmokers". Thus, they are also "high on the hog", no? Too much? Listen, if you read this blog then you've read the disclaimer right below the title. It explicitly states, welcome to my brain and its daily malfunctions. They can't all be warm and fuzzy.
6 comments:
Bobby Petrino is a cocksmoker.
French -
You don't know me but I've been a reader of your blog for quite a while now (Bowen's too). The post that drew me in had something to do with describing the paperclip's extreme usefulness as a tool for removing earwax. I tried it and have been using the method ever since. Anyway, you helped inspire me to start my own blog. I write mostly about the Celtics and the NBA. I hoped you might check it out: www.planetlovetron.wordpress.com
Cheers,
The Willpecker
Hey French,
Thanks for the comment. I just put up a link to your site on mine. Amazingly, my Scalabrine Phenomenon post was just linked to on Truehoop (espn.com). I'm kind of speechless. Hopefully that will also direct some traffic here.
What can I say, its beyond me. Isn't that my line? I loved all the urinal posts. Son pere's comments on the last one had me rolling. How about the restaurants that have the sports page or even your own little tv above the urinal. Love that. One good story came from one of my friends back home. He was working as an extra on the new Indiana Jones movie shoot in New Haven. He is in the mens room and who comes up to the urinal next to him but the man himself. Han Solo. Everyone's first question is always "did you look at his unit?" They might not say unit but he said he just stared quietly straight ahead and kept to the rules of the game.
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