Ok, no joke...I just went to the bathroom immediately after posting the previous post about urinal etiquette and I encountered a brand new situation. This fucking guy just brought a sandwich in there with him. And then he didn't wash his hands.
I'm not even going to go into how many things are wrong with this scenario. Be your own judge. I'm gonna be sick.
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Was the guy's name Poppy?
Yes, and he make-ah me a special pizza pie.
I'm going to have to go ahead and reserve judgement until I know what kind of a sandwich we're talking about here.
French, could you send your address to me at bschneweis@bellarmine.edu? I'd like send you a holiday disc.
Here's an action that might not come to mind right away, but that I think may also be a broach of urinal etiquette:
Guy A is standing at the urinal, urinating, looking straight ahead, minding his own business. Guy B walks up and takes his place at another urinal, but instead of facing straight ahead stands at this awkward 45 degree angle, as if he were trying to pee on the wall next to the urinal. Does guy A really seem that creepy? Is guy B really that insecure? Does guy B have a crooked wang?
Question: was the guy EATING the sandwich while standing at the urinal, or was he just holding it? If he was eating it, that could explain why he didn't wash his hands afterward - because BOTH hands were actually ON HIS SANDWICH, not on his pecker. Which begs the question - Who was holding his pecker???
French, the classic Urinal game. Here's the link: http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
JG
The problem is, what if you have three urinals and only the center one is free? In that case, you must go into one of the stalls instead. If no stalls are available either -- perhaps because they were serving tacos at the cafeteria that day -- then you must pretend that you only entered the bathroom to wash your hands and leave.
RE: Three urinals and only the middle one free, heaven forbid that a cross-eyed drunk stumble in at that moment and take up the middle position, while looking to the right, and peeing on the shoes of the guy at the left-hand urinal!
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